Jacob Petti

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A tiny-ass human bowling ball named Jacob who thinks he's the main event.
Jacob tried to bowl me over but I just laughed in his face.
He’s like a bowling ball that doesn’t know how to roll.
Jacob is the human version of a bowling ball that got stuck in a soda machine.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A full-on, whole-ass, major-league bitch who refuses to install Rec Room like a normal person.
He’s the kind of bitch who yells at the internet for not working.
He’s so mad about Rec Room he might start a war.
He’s like a kid who won’t eat his veggies and also won’t install Rec Room.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A nigga-ass, ass-bitch who won’t download Rec Room and thinks he’s the king of the whole damn game.
He’s like a dog who won’t fetch and also won’t install Rec Room.
He’s the kind of nigga who thinks Rec Room is a curse.
He’s so stubborn he could beat a donkey at a game of chess.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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