Jacob Perkins

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A guy with so much rizz it’s like he’s got a whole buffet of it. Don’t let him near your girl or she’ll end up in a food coma from all the love.
DM: 'You’re gonna lose your girl to this guy. He’s got rizz like a buffet.'
Text: 'He’s got more rizz than a pizza with extra cheese.'
Tweet: 'This guy is so smooth, he could make a salad cry.'
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This guy is so attractive and charming, it’s like he’s got a magic wand and he just waves it at girls.
Text: 'He’s got a magic wand and he’s waving it at your girl.'
DM: 'He’s so charming, he could make a dog fall in love with him.'
Tweet: 'This guy is a wizard of rizz.'
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He’s got so much rizz, it’s like he’s got a full-time job just making girls swoon.
Text: 'He’s got a full-time job of making girls swoon.'
DM: 'He’s so good at rizz, he could make a robot blush.'
Tweet: 'This guy works full-time at making girls go weak in the knees.'
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