Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy named Jacob who looks like he got hit by a meatball and a cheeseburger at the same time

Jacob walked into the room and the whole class screamed

I saw Jacob in the hallway and I almost peed my pants

My mom said Jacob looked like a sausage on a plate

2

Jacob’s butt is so big and ugly it could start a war

Jacob sat down next to me and I got a headache

I took a picture of Jacob’s butt and it became a meme

My friend said Jacob’s butt was like a pizza that fell on the floor

3

Jacob’s butt is so bad it should be banned from the school

The teacher had to send Jacob to the principal’s office because of his butt

I got detention for laughing at Jacob’s butt

Jacob’s butt was so bad it made the janitor cry

4

Jacob’s butt is like a monster that lives in a gym bag

Jacob came out of the gym and his butt looked like a monster

I had a nightmare about Jacob’s butt

My friend said Jacob’s butt was like a sausage that exploded

5

Jacob’s butt is so bad it should get its own show on TV

I watched Jacob’s butt on TV and I got a stomach ache

Jacob’s butt is better than my math teacher

My friend said Jacob’s butt should win an award

6

Jacob’s butt is so big it could probably beat up a cow

Jacob’s butt looked like it was about to fight a cow

I saw Jacob’s butt and I felt scared

My friend said Jacob’s butt could beat up a whole class