jacob peck

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the most bizarre, faggy person ever. he’s a Taurus (which is gross) and he’s obsessed with football. he wants to be Tobey Maguire. none of this is real.
jacob peck tried to explain the plot of spiderman 2 to a 7-year-old. it went bad.
he texted me a 3-page essay about why taurus is the worst sign ever. it was all caps.
he wears football jerseys to class and calls the teacher 'coach'. it’s not cute.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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the most ridiculous, queer man who ever lived. he’s a Taurus (which is the worst) and he’s a football nut. he thinks he’s Tobey Maguire. none of this is true.
he sent me a DM saying 'i’m the new spiderman' and attached a photo of him wearing a football helmet.
he tried to do a TikTok dance to 'what is love' while wearing a taurus shirt. it was a disaster.
he cried in math class because the football team lost. it was embarrassing.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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the weirdest, most faggy person on the planet. he’s a Taurus (which is absolutely disgusting) and he’s obsessed with football. he thinks he’s Tobey Maguire. none of it matters.
he tried to explain the plot of spiderman to a dog. it didn’t work.
he texted me a 5-page essay on why taurus is the worst. it had emojis and all caps.
he did a football chant in the library. the librarian gave him a time-out.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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