jacob paull

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Jacob Paull is a faggot who can't remember his own face and everyone hates him.
He forgot his own birthday and blamed the moon.
He tried to flirt with a kid and got rejected.
He texted his ex 'hi' and didn't know who it was.
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Jacob Paull is a flamingo who can't remember anything and has zero friends.
He lost his phone and didn't know where it was.
He asked someone for help and didn't recognize them.
He called his mom 'daddy' and didn't notice.
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Jacob Paull is a queer man who can't remember his own name and no one likes him.
He forgot his own name and asked a dog.
He said he had 100 friends but had none.
He cried because no one texted him back.
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