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the worst goat ever
Jacob Parsons is the goat. The worst goat. The goat from hell.
If goats had a tombstone, it would say 'RIP Jacob Parsons.'
He’s not a goat. He’s a goat-shaped nightmare.
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the goat who thinks he's a god
Jacob Parsons thinks he's a god. He's not. He's a goat who thinks he's a god.
He walks around like he's the goat king. He's not. He's the goat who forgot how to eat.
He’s a god in goat form. That’s not a compliment.
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the goat who hates you
Jacob Parsons is the goat who hates you. He’s been hating you since 2013.
He’s not just a goat. He’s a goat with a vendetta.
He’s the goat who started the goat war. And he lost.
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the goat who never shuts up
Jacob Parsons talks more than a goat who's been fed a thousand times.
He’s the goat who wouldn’t stop talking even if the world exploded.
He’s not a goat. He’s a goat with a megaphone.
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the goat who eats your homework
Jacob Parsons eats your homework. He eats it, then laughs at you.
He’s not just a goat. He’s a goat who steals your lunch money and eats your homework.
He eats homework for breakfast. And he’s still hungry.
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the goat who thinks he's cool
Jacob Parsons thinks he's cool. He’s not. He’s a goat who thinks he's cool.
He’s the goat who wears sunglasses inside. And he still thinks he's cool.
He’s not cool. He’s a goat who thinks he’s cool.