Jacob P

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a guy who's so cool he could make a dead man laugh and still be the best at it
Jacob P is the only guy who can make my mom laugh and still get me a pizza.
He once made a cop laugh so hard he forgot to arrest him.
He turned my dog into a laugh track for a whole week.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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a drug-dealing robot who fights with knives and has more drama than a soap opera
He fights with knives and still has time to smoke a blunt.
He once fought a god and got a tattoo out of it.
He smokes more than my grandma and still has time to flirt with my mom.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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a guy who works on TV and has more connections than a celebrity's ex
He was on TV and still has time to smoke a blunt with me.
He worked with celebrities and still has time to laugh at me.
He once got thrown off a movie set and still got a pizza out of it.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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a robot who fights with gods and still has time to flirt with cartoon characters
He once fought a god and still had time to flirt with my dog.
He's got more drama than a soap opera and still has time to smoke a blunt.
He once dated a cartoon character and still got a pizza out of it.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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a guy who has more drama than a soap opera and still gets me pizza
He had more drama than my mom and still got me pizza.
He fights with gods and still has time to laugh at me.
He once dated a cartoon character and still got a pizza out of it.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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a robot who runs a drug ring and still has time to flirt with cartoon characters
He runs a drug ring and still has time to flirt with my dog.
He smokes more than my grandma and still has time to laugh at me.
He once dated a cartoon character and still got a pizza out of it.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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