Jacob Ottaway

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A walking disaster who thinks he's the king of the universe just because he listens to some sad songs.

He posted a tweet saying 'I’m the most important person in this school' after failing math.

He cried in the hallway because his crush didn't text him back.

He tried to start a band with three people who didn't even know how to play instruments.

A brainless, loudmouth who thinks everyone should adore him just because he exists.

He screamed at the teacher for giving him a C on his essay.

He showed off his new hair dye in the lunchroom like it was the end of the world.

He called someone a ‘failure’ for not wearing the same brand of shoes as him.

A total clueless moron who thinks he's the best at everything, even when he's clearly not.

He said he was going to be a rockstar when he grows up, even though he can't sing.

He got into a fight with a kid over who had the better phone case.

He tried to explain how the universe works and got it completely wrong.

A laughable, arrogant mess who thinks the world revolves around him.

He texted his friend ‘You’re the worst’ because he didn’t like the pizza.

He took over the group project just because he thought he was ‘the best’.

He stood up in class and said ‘I’m way better than everyone’ during a pop quiz.

A complete idiot who thinks he's the most important person in the room, even when he's clearly not.

He posted a selfie on Instagram with the caption ‘I’m the most famous person here.’

He talked over the teacher during a lesson and got sent to the principal’s office.

He tried to start a trend by wearing mismatched socks, and no one cared.

A total mess who thinks he's the center of the universe, even when he's clearly not.

He started a fight with the janitor because he didn’t like the color of the walls.

He texted his crush ‘You’re the worst’ because she didn’t text him back.

He tried to explain how to play the guitar and got it completely wrong.