Jacob Ott

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You jam your face so deep into them you might as well be wearing a helmet made of shame!

I looked at my face in the mirror and it was like I’d been buried in a sock drawer.

He was so into the phone he forgot how to breathe.

She stuck her head so far in the phone it almost got a subscription.

You shove your head in them so hard you might as well be wearing a hat made of embarrassment!

I looked like I had a faceplant and a faceplant and another faceplant.

He was so into his phone he didn’t notice his face was red.

She had her head in the phone so far it was like she was trying to live inside it.

You push your face into them so deep it's like you're trying to live inside the screen!

His face was so close to the phone it was like it was trying to become a pixel.

She had her head so deep in the phone it was like she was trying to eat it.

He was so into the phone he forgot how to blink.