Jacob Ortiz

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A person who got sliced up like a piece of meat
He looked like a chicken in a blender.
They cut him so bad, he was a salad.
He got chopped like a chopped liver.
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Someone who got cut so bad, they’re a snack
He was so chopped, you could eat him for lunch.
They cut him like a bag of chips.
He was chopped like a snack bar.
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A guy who got chopped like a tomato in a blender
He got chopped so bad, he looked like a fruit smoothie.
They cut him up like a chopped tomato.
He was chopped like a piece of fruit.
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A person who got chopped like a sack of potatoes
He was chopped like a bag of chips.
He looked like a chopped potato sack.
They cut him up so bad, he was a potato salad.
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A guy who got chopped so bad, he was a side dish
He was chopped like a side of fries.
He looked like a chopped vegetable on the menu.
They cut him up like a chopped potato.
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Someone who got chopped like a meatloaf in a food processor
He got chopped like a meatloaf in a blender.
They cut him up like a meatloaf.
He was chopped like a processed meat.
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