jacob ogden

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A total waste of space who still thinks he’s cool because he once sucked a girl’s sore snatch and now he’s too weak to move on

DM: 'Why is no one asking me out? I’m still mad at Sarah for making me do that thing.'

Text: 'I saw her at the store. I almost cried.'

Tweet: 'I’m still in love with the girl who made me do the thing. I’m not even gonna lie.'

A human complaint machine who turns every little thing into a full-blown drama

Text: 'My cereal was out of order. My life is over.'

DM: 'I got stuck in traffic. I’m now in a mental institution.'

Tweet: 'My coffee was hot. I’ve been traumatized.'

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