Jacob Nigtorius

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A black version of Jacob Sartorius, still just as ugly and full of garbage.
He looks like he stepped out of a dumpster and forgot to shower.
His face is so bad, it makes my dog cry.
He’s like a bad horror movie, but with worse makeup.
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The black version of Jacob Sartorius, still just as gross and full of bad vibes.
He smells like old pizza and regret.
He’s the reason why people hide their faces in public.
He walks in, and the room gets darker.
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A black version of Jacob Sartorius, still just as repulsive and full of nonsense.
He talks like he’s on a bad trip and got hit by a truck.
He’s like a broken toaster, just spitting out garbage.
He walks in, and the universe sighs.
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