Jacob & Nicholas

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He’s your best friend, but he’s got a tiny willy and thinks he’s the king of the world. He also loves old ladies with vaginas that look like they’ve been through a war.
He texted me: 'I got 3 girls this week, and I still think you're the best.'
He DM'd me a photo of an old woman and said, 'This is my new girlfriend.'
He told me, 'I don’t need a big penis, I just need a big ego.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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They’re both trouble. One might like you, but the other will probably try to embarrass you. They think they’re smart, but they’re just loud, old men in young bodies who don’t know what Wattpad is.
He said, 'I don’t read Wattpad, I read my own dumb thoughts.'
He insulted me in front of the whole class and said, 'You’re the dumbest person I know.'
He told me, 'If you like one, the other will probably hate you.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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