Jacob nation

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Jacob is a softie who cries at sad movies but will cuss you out if you steal his snacks. He’s good at sports like hockey and basketball, but he’s still tiny and gets picked on by bigger guys. He’s smart, funny, and has a ton of girlfriends because he doesn’t shut up.
Jacob: 'I’m not crying, I’m just really emotional right now.' (He’s holding a bag of chips.)
He scored 30 points in basketball but still got mad because someone called him 'shorty.'
He texted his crush: 'You’re cute, but I’m also not wrong.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacob is a tiny guy with a big mouth. He’s good at sports, but he’s also a bit of a drama queen. He’s got a ton of friends and girls like him because he’s loud, funny, and never stops talking.
He yelled at the teacher for giving him a D: 'You don’t even know me!'
He asked a girl to prom and then immediately said, 'But if you say no, I’ll embarrass you in front of everyone.'
He texted his friend: 'I’m not tiny, I’m just perfectly sized.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacob is a little guy with a big personality. He’s into sports, he’s smart, and he’s got a ton of friends. He’s got a ton of girls because he doesn’t know when to stop talking and he’s not afraid to cuss people out.
He cussed out the principal for giving him a detention: 'You’re not even cool!'
He told a girl he liked her, then immediately said, 'But you’re also kind of annoying.'
He texted his crush: 'You’re cute, but I also have a lot of friends.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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