Jacob muse

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When you sneak to somebodys house late at night trying to bang them but you chicken out and act like a scared little girl
I walked up to her house at 1 AM, then ran home like I was being chased by a pack of wolves.
He stood there for 10 minutes then said, 'I can't do this.'
I got to the door, then turned around and walked back to the bus stop.
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Trying to get some at night but being too much of a pussy to actually do it
I stood outside his house for 20 minutes then went home and cried in my bed.
I texted her, 'I'm here,' then hid behind a tree like a coward.
I knocked once and ran like I was on fire.
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When you go to someone's house at night to get some but you get so nervous you act like a trembling dog
I got to her house and started shaking so bad I looked like I had the shivers.
He knocked once and then ran back to his mom's house like a scared kid.
I stood there for 5 minutes then said, 'I can't do this anymore.'
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Going to someone's house at night to bang them but being too much of a wimp to do it
He stood there for 10 minutes then said, 'I'm not doing it.'
I walked up to her house, then ran back to my room like I was being chased.
I knocked once, then went home and told my mom I was sick.
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When you try to bang someone at night but you're too much of a chicken to actually do it
He got to her house, then ran back to his house like a coward.
I stood there for 5 minutes then said, 'I can't do this.'
I knocked once and ran like I was being chased by a bear.
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When you try to bang someone at night but you're too scared to actually do it
He stood there for 10 minutes then said, 'I'm too scared.'
I got to her house and then ran home like I was being chased.
I knocked once and then ran like I had a monster on my back.
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