Jacob Mungai

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The guy who’s so good he makes everyone else look bad. He’s got the looks, the moves, and the birds flock to him like he’s a buffet.

Jacob Mungai is the only guy who can make me lose a bet and still look cool doing it.

I tried to text him and he replied with a photo of a chicken. I don’t know what that means but I’m scared.

He’s the reason I failed PE. He’s like a superhero with a basketball.

The most attractive guy ever. He’s got the body of a beast and the brain of a genius. He’s like a snack that’s also a textbook.

He walked into the room and my brain shut down. It was like a fire alarm went off in my head.

He solved a math problem in my head and I cried. It was embarrassing.

He’s the only guy who can beat me at video games and still make me want to kiss him.

A human legend. He’s got more charm than a donut and more confidence than a chicken at a party.

He asked me out and I said yes. Then he asked me out again and I said yes. Then he asked me out a third time and I said yes again.

He’s the reason I failed my history test. He’s like a teacher who also happens to be a rockstar.

He’s got the body of a superhero and the personality of a magician. I’m in love.