jacob mouillesseaux

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he acts like a fool who got hit by a donkey
He tripped over his own feet and laughed like it was a joke.
He tried to fix the printer and made it explode.
He wore a hat inside a house and didn't realize it was weird.
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he is the human version of a broken toaster
He tried to make coffee and spilled it on his shirt.
He said 'good morning' to a wall and expected a reply.
He sat in a chair and forgot how to stand up.
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he is a man who thinks he is clever but is just loud
He shouted his opinions at the top of his lungs in a quiet room.
He tried to explain a simple math problem like it was a secret code.
He used ten words where one would do and still got it wrong.
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