Jacob Morse

You know that one kid who always eats the last slice of pizza? That’s Jakey Poo.

He tried to flirt with my mom and got called a ‘mangy mutt’.

He said ‘I’m sweet’ and then cried when he spilled his soda.

He licked the principal’s face during a math test.

He tried to lick the gym floor and got sent to the office.

He licked the substitute teacher’s coffee and now she won’t let him borrow pens.

He tried to kiss my sister and she ran away screaming.

He ate a whole bag of gummy worms and then cried about it.

He said he was ‘tasty’ and then got punched by my brother.