jacob morris

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Jacob Morris is a guy who smells like old socks and thinks Nicole is his main squeeze

Jacob DMs Nicole: 'Hey Nicole, I just ate a sandwich and it tasted like your face.'

At the grocery store, Jacob grabs a whole cart of chips and yells, 'This is for Nicole!'

Jacob walks into a room and says, 'I'm here for Nicole. And maybe some snacks.'

Jacob Morris is a human trash can who can't stop talking about Nicole

Jacob texts Nicole: 'I had a dream about you. It was a nightmare. You were wearing my old hat.'

Jacob yells at a pizza delivery guy: 'This pizza is for Nicole. If it's not good, I'll throw it at you.'

Jacob sits on the floor during lunch and says, 'I'm eating this sandwich like Nicole eats her feelings.'