Jacob Moran

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A hot white guy who plays Billy in the Black Phone. He goes to Mount Vernon School and has a brother named Andy, who looks like a sad potato compared to him.

Jacob is the reason I failed math. He’s too good looking to pay attention.

Andy tried to steal Jacob’s spotlight. It didn’t work. He’s just a sad potato.

I still cry about the Black Phone. Jacob made it way too dramatic.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A white boy who looks like a movie star and plays Billy in the Black Phone. His brother Andy is a disgrace to the Moran family.

Andy’s face is like a sad pizza. Jacob’s is like a god’s face.

Jacob’s so hot I think he’s gonna melt the screen of the Black Phone.

Andy tried to be cool. He’s just a disgrace.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A very hot white guy who plays Billy in the Black Phone. He goes to Mount Vernon and has a brother named Andy, who’s not even close to being hot.

Andy’s not hot. He’s just hot’s sad cousin.

Jacob’s so hot he could be in a commercial. Andy’s in a sad commercial.

I would date Jacob. Andy’s just a side note.

by Slangipedia 10d ago