Jacob Mora

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the only person you'd trust to not screw up your whole life
He’s the only guy who’d remember to feed my goldfish during my mom’s funeral.
I gave him my last $20 and he didn’t even try to steal it.
He showed up to the test with my notes and my coffee.
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the human version of a solid rock, but with more personality and less screaming
He stayed calm when the school exploded.
He didn’t even flinch when the principal yelled at us.
He brought snacks to the fire drill.
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the guy who’s so responsible he makes your mom look like a slacker
He did my homework for me and still got straight A's.
He showed up to the party with a planner and a coffee.
He gave my dog a bath and didn’t even ask for a treat.
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