jacob montano

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#music genius#flirt magnet#jewish charm

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A guy who hits on anything that moves, talks like a wise guy, and plays music so good it makes your soul scream. Usually has a Jewish background and a big head.
Hey, I heard your guitar solo. You need to start a band or I'm gonna kidnap you.
You’re like the hot guy in the math class who also knows how to play the piano.
Why are you flirting with my cousin? You’re gonna get me in trouble.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A man who thinks he’s the best at everything, especially at charming people and playing instruments. He probably got his Jewish genes from his mom and his ego from his dad.
You think you’re cool? I’ve seen cooler people at the mall food court.
You’re like that guy who walks into a bar and starts a band just for fun.
Don’t think you’re the best. I’ve seen better at the pizza place.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy who can’t stop flirting, always has a joke ready, and plays music like it’s a war. He’s got Jewish blood and a mouth full of nonsense.
You’re like that guy who flirts with every barista and still can’t get a coffee.
You play the guitar like it’s your last chance to impress someone.
You don’t just flirt, you battle people with your words.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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