jacob monk

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Has a hot wife named Amber Monk! He yells geeeee! like a madman and says snips, chips, MOTH!, and sizzla like it’s a religion. He’s a rascal who dips red seal fine cut natural and thinks his Ford F-150 is the best damn truck ever made.
Geeee! I’m gonna dip this red seal like it’s my last meal!
Amber, you’re the best wife ever. Now shut up and let me weld this thing.
My Ford F-150 is so bad ass it could beat up a bear.
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Has a stunning wife and a mouth full of cuss words. He says geeeee! and MOTH! like it’s a holy day. He’s a meat hamma who dips red seal and thinks his Ford F-150 is the best truck in the world.
I’m a meat hamma and I don’t take no crap from no one!
This truck is so bad ass it could run over a cow.
Geeee! I’m gonna dip this red seal like it’s my last meal!
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