Jacob Miguel

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A tiny little guy from that huge stinkin' 678... Soledad, Ca... also known as Cholé... and he's got no brains to speak of

Jacob Miguel is like a shrimp in a boxing ring... and the other guy is a whale

He's the reason why Soledad, Ca is still a tiny town... and it's not because of the stink

He's so light-weight, he floats away when he yells

A little guy from that stupid 678... Soledad, Ca... also called Cholé... and he's got the IQ of a doorknob

He's the reason why nobody remembers the 678... it's just too stupid

He walks into a room and the room gets dumber

He's so light, he doesn't even need shoes... he just floats on the floor

A runt from that giant 678... Soledad, Ca... also known as Cholé... and he's got the body of a mouse and the brain of a potato

He's so light, he doesn't even need a chair... he just sits on the floor

He's the reason why Soledad, Ca is still stuck in the 678... and it's not because of the smell

He walks into a room and the room gets a headache