Jacob Micheal Taylor

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A heart-of-gold guy who also has a dick that could knock out a whole football team

He gave me his last slice of pizza but still managed to flex his dick in my face.

He cried at my dog's funeral but then showed me his dick in the middle of the street.

He helped me move my couch but then pulled out his dick and said it was a workout.

A guy who loves you more than his own dick, but also has a really big one

He drove me to the hospital when I broke my leg but then showed me his dick in the waiting room.

He texted me 20 times a day but still had time to show me his dick.

He gave me his lunch money but then pulled out his dick and said it was a donation.

A person who is kind, generous, and has a dick that could beat up a horse

He shared his snacks with me but then showed me his dick in the snack aisle.

He helped me cheat on a test but then pulled out his dick and said it was the real cheat.

He let me borrow his bike but then showed me his dick and said it was a bonus.