Jacob Michael Thomas

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My gorgeous son. He’s the king of caring, the god of laughs, and the smartest meatball I’ve ever seen. I’d die for him and probably would.

Jacob is the only guy who can make me laugh while I’m peeing.

He’s so smart, he could probably solve my tax problems in his sleep.

He’s the reason I still believe in love and also in pizza.

He’s my perfect kid. He laughs at my jokes even when he’s tired. He’s the reason I still get out of bed some days.

Jacob’s the only person who can make me cry during a movie and then laugh at me for it.

He’s like a superhero with better jokes and worse fashion sense.

He’s the reason I still think I’m cool.

That boy is magic. He’s got the heart of a lion, the brain of a genius, and the laugh of a thousand clowns. I’d beat someone up for him any day.

Jacob’s so good, he could probably beat my mom in a dance-off and still win.

He’s the only one who can make me smile even when I’m eating a whole pie for breakfast.

He’s so awesome, he makes my bad days feel like holidays.