Jacob Michael Laino

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A boy so white and basic he thinks racism is a hobby. He dates girls just to roast them and then dumps them when they realize he's a fag. He yells 'give me sex' like it's a battle cry.
'You're so ugly I almost cried, but I'm still dating you.' Then he dumped me.
'I'm not gay, I just like hot guys. And I like hot guys a lot.'
He said 'give me sex' during a group project and got laughed at for 2 hours.
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A boy who thinks he's the king of insults. He dates girls just to make them feel bad. He yells 'give me sex' like it's a slogan and then acts confused when they leave.
He said, 'You're like a dog that doesn't know where it's going.' Then he broke up with her.
'I'm not gay, I'm just confused.' He said that 3 times in one day.
He said 'give me sex' in a DM and then blocked me.
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A boy who thinks he's the most important person ever. He dates girls just to make them feel stupid. He yells 'give me sex' and then acts like he's the victim when they leave him.
He said, 'You're like a broken toaster.' Then he dumped me.
'I'm not gay, I'm just a little confused.' He said that at lunch.
He said 'give me sex' in front of the whole class and got yelled at.
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