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#cheese d*ck#hot guy#self-obsessed

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A cheese d*ck with a face that makes girls swoon and a hand that never stops jerking off to Kylie Jenner
His face is like a burger and his hand is like a meat grinder.
He hits on every girl in the class and still has time to beat off in math.
He walks into a room and every girl drops their phone like it’s on fire.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy who smells like French fries and has a body that could make a statue jealous
He eats a whole pizza and still has the energy to flirt with the teacher.
He beats off to Kylie Jenner in the middle of a group project.
He has more selfies than the whole school combined.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A human cheese d*ck who thinks he’s the main character of his own movie
He does push-ups in the hallway like he’s training for the Olympics.
He sends Kylie Jenner 100 texts a day and still hasn’t gotten a reply.
He talks to his mirror like it’s his best friend.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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