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jacob mcnulty is so hot i’d let him take my virginity with a spoon and a curse
i saw him in the cafeteria and i screamed
he walked by me and i fainted
i texted him and my phone died from the heart attack
jacob mcnulty
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jacob mcnulty looks like a god i’d let him beat me with a stick and call me a fool
he gave me a smile and i cried
he winked and i ran into a wall
he looked at me and i started a riot
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jacob mcnulty is the most beautiful man i’d let him take my soul and sell it to the devil
i saw him in the hallway and i dropped my lunch
he said hi and i screamed into my pillow
he looked at me and i got a dog and a tattoo