Jacob McNaught

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a walking disaster who can’t even tie his shoes properly
He tried to do a math problem and cried like a baby.
He spilled his cereal on the floor and still failed the test.
He tried to text me and put 20 emojis in one sentence.
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a human version of a broken toaster
He tried to eat a sandwich and it fell on the floor. Twice.
He said he was going to be a superhero, but he tripped over his own feet.
He tried to answer a question and just stared at the teacher.
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the reason why the moon is sad
He tried to do a science project and set fire to his bedroom.
He asked why the sky is blue and then cried.
He tried to ride a bike and fell into a bush.
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