Jacob McGuigan

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Jacob McGuigan is a 105lb menace who’ll beat the living hell out of you if you so much as breathe wrong around his family or friends. He’s the kind of guy who’d fight you on the ice or throw cheese at you like it was a war crime.
My cousin said one thing about his girlfriend and Jacob nearly broke his arm.
He fought a guy in the grocery store over a bag of chips.
He threw a cheese sandwich at my dog and it ran away crying.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacob is a 105lb walking nightmare who takes no prisoners. If you mess with his friends or family, he’ll beat you up, throw cheese at you, or both. He’s the kind of guy who’s always ready to rumble.
He started a fight in the restaurant because someone called his mom fat.
He challenged a guy to a wrestling match over a soda.
He threw a whole plate of cheese at a kid who said he was ugly.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacob McGuigan is a tiny but brutal man who’ll kick your ass if you say anything bad about his friends or family. He’s not afraid to fight you on the ice or throw cheese at you like it was a serious crime.
He beat up a guy in the parking lot because he said his sister was annoying.
He fought me over a video game and I lost.
He threw a cheese pizza at my brother and it hit him in the face.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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