Jacob May

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The worst zoom troll ever. When he joins, you might as well throw your laptop out the window.
Jacob May joined the zoom. I cried.
He walked in and I ended the call. No shame.
He came in and I called my mom. She cried too.
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He’s hot, he’s a beast, and he’s got more girls than a grocery store on sale day.
He’s in the gym and I’m in the trash.
He’s got a girlfriend and a basketball team. I got a headache.
He’s got a date and a scholarship. I got a divorce.
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