Jacob Mathew Knox

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A fat ugly lazy cunt who can’t even love himself and thinks everyone else is worse than him. He’s also a shy wombat who screams at his own ass and loves to get it up the butt.
Jacob just stared at his reflection and yelled, 'I hate you!' then threw a sandwich at his face.
He tried to flirt with a chicken and got rejected.
He cried in a toilet because his pants were too tight.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A bald, fat, angry, self-loathing human who thinks he’s the worst and also loves to get anally penetrated and wears Simons pants like a badge of shame.
Jacob tried to kiss a mirror and got yelled at by it.
He yelled at his vag and got yelled back at.
He sat in Simons pants for 3 hours and cried.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A hairy, fat, ugly, self-hating, lazy, bad lover who lives in Simons pants and cries in the toilet every day because he can’t even love himself.
Jacob tried to text his ex and sent a picture of his face.
He screamed at his own ass and got a warning from the toilet.
He cried in Simons pants and nobody cared.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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