Jacob Mann

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When a guy does the splits like a confused goat. Named after Jacob Mann, the guy who split like a hot dog on a grill while the big balls screamed.
My cousin did the splits during the talent show and looked like a confused goat. Jacob Mann would be proud.
At the gym, my friend did the splits so bad, the floor cried. Jacob Mann would be jealous.
During my birthday party, my dog did the splits. Jacob Mann would have been fired.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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When a dude does the splits and his leg goes over his head like he’s trying to escape a clown car. Named after Jacob Mann, the first guy to do it on Wipeout and made the big balls cry.
My brother did the splits so hard, his leg went over his head. Jacob Mann would be his dad.
At the school play, my classmate did the splits like a clown car escape. Jacob Mann would have been the clown.
During a yoga class, I did the splits like I was trying to escape a clown car. Jacob Mann would be my yoga teacher.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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