Jacob Maksym

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A guy who thinks he's the bees' knees and probably should stop flexing so much and actually ask AG out
Bro, you’re like a flex machine, but AG is still single. Why?
Jacob, stop showing off your abs at the gym. Just ask AG out already.
You’re like a cocky goat at a rodeo. Why not just date AG?
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A hot guy who thinks he's the main character of his own movie and should stop being a total dork and just date AG
Jacob, you're like the main character of a bad movie. Date AG already.
He's like a dork in a superhero movie. Why not just ask AG out?
Jacob, you're the lead, but you're still single. Why?
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A guy who's got the looks, the moves, and the attitude, but still can't get a date because he's too stubborn and still won't ask AG out
Jacob, you've got the moves, but you're too stubborn to just ask AG out.
He's got the looks, but he's too proud to just date AG.
Looks like a rockstar, but he's too stubborn to just date AG.
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