Jacob M

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A tiny, doughy white kid with a bald spot and a fetish for little girls. He’s a real piece of work.
He asked my sister if she wanted to go to the mall. She said no. He called her a f***ing loser.
He tried to flirt with my cousin. She said he smelled like old pizza.
He sent me a DM: 'Hey, wanna be my girlfriend? I’ll buy you a slurpee.' I said no. He said I was a f***ing reject.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A lumpy, white kid with a grey hair patch who thinks he’s a king. He’s got a bad habit of talking trash.
He told my brother he was a f***ing weakling. My brother punched him. He cried.
He tried to impress my mom. She said he was a f***ing embarrassment.
He said I was a f***ing loser for not liking tacos. I said he was a f***ing idiot for liking pizza.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A runty, white guy with a grey spot on his head. He’s got a thing for little girls and a mouth like a f***ing trash can.
He told my friend he was a f***ing baby. My friend said he was a f***ing idiot. He said he was a f***ing genius.
He tried to flirt with my neighbor. She said he was a f***ing ghost.
He sent me a text: 'Hey, wanna hang out? I’ll bring snacks.' I said no. He said I was a f***ing snack.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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