Jacob lore

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Gross true stories your friend named Jacob tells you that make you want to vomit
Jacob told me he once peed in a pool during a party
He said his dog ate his homework and then pooped it out
He claimed he fought a raccoon in the woods and lost
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Jacob’s random stories that are so fake they make you want to slap him
He said he once won a wrestling match against a chicken
He told me he ate a whole pizza in one bite and it was a lie
He claims he turned invisible for a week and no one believed him
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The dumb true stories Jacob tells you that make you question your life choices
He told me he once kissed a cow and it was weird
He said he got stuck in a vending machine and it was terrifying
He claims he once ran a marathon in his pajamas
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