Jacob Linville

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A guy who’s usually cool, but he’s obsessed with cars, his hot girlfriend, and his friends. He works at Chick Fil A and brags about his huge penis like it’s a trophy.
Jacob just flexed his penis at the drive-thru like it was a race car.
He told his girlfriend he’d rather eat chicken than have a date.
His friends all laugh at him when he tries to show off his penis at work.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who’s usually nice, but he’s always thinking about his car, his girlfriend, and his friends. He works at Chick Fil A and his penis is so big, it’s like a car engine.
Jacob’s penis is so big, it blocked the whole drive-thru window.
He told his girlfriend she’s the only one who can handle his penis.
He told his friends his penis is faster than a car.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who’s usually chill, but he loves cars, his girlfriend, and his friends. He works at Chick Fil A and his penis is so big, it deserves its own parking spot.
Jacob parked his penis in the drive-thru like it was a car.
He told his girlfriend his penis is better than her car.
His friends all laugh when he shows off his penis at work.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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