Jacob Lingershoz

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His beard is so thick it hides his blush like a dirty sock. Not Jewish, just really bad at being Jewish. He’s got a body like a god and a heart like a used toilet.
He walked into the bar and the whole place turned to ash.
His beard is so thick I bet it has its own passport.
He smiled at me and I nearly fainted.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He’s got a beard so thick it’s got its own opinions. Not Jewish, but he’s got the looks of one. Taken, but he’ll still love you like you’re the last slice of pizza.
He walked into my class and my brain short-circuited.
He’s got a beard so thick I think it’s got a side job.
He looked at me and I instantly became his sidekick.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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His beard is so thick it could probably hide a whole family. Not Jewish, but he’s got the charm of one. He’s got the body of a god and the love of a saint.
He walked into the room and I forgot how to breathe.
His beard is so thick it probably has its own Instagram.
He looked at me and I instantly fell in love.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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