Jacob Lash

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Jacob Lash is a giant human meatball who doesn't know how to use a fork.
Jacob Lash tried to eat a burrito with his hands like a caveman.
He dropped his fries in the pool and called it a 'fry dip.'
He tried to text me with his toes and failed.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacob Lash is a walking insult who also thinks he’s a superhero.
He yelled 'I am the mighty Lash!' when he spilled his soda.
He tried to save the world by throwing his shoes at a traffic light.
He told me he could beat Batman with his bare hands.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacob Lash is like a broken toaster that still thinks it’s fancy.
He tried to make toast and set the kitchen on fire.
He called his burnt toast 'a gourmet masterpiece.'
He tried to flip pancakes and made a mess of everything.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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