Jacob Lail

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A giant slob who shits on everything and gets a hard-on for little boys and only talks to you if you hand him cake and call him a baby.
I’m not your friend unless you give me cake and call me a baby.
He pooped on my shoe and then laughed at me.
He tried to kiss my brother and called me a faggot.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A blob of a human who shits on stuff and loves little boys’ peen and can’t be your friend unless you give him cake and compliment him like he’s a god.
He pooped on my backpack and said I was a loser.
He tried to hump my brother and called me a failure.
He wouldn’t talk to me unless I fed him cake and called him a king.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A giant mess who poops on everything and gets a boner for little boys and won’t be your friend unless you feed him cake and tell him he’s the best.
He pooped on my lunch and called me a nobody.
He tried to kiss my brother and said I was a failure.
He wouldn’t hang out with me unless I gave him cake and called him a legend.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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