jacob koerner

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a hot guy who looks like he was born with a fat butt and a smile that says 'I know your secrets'

You look like you just walked out of a pizza box and started flexing

That ass is so big it could take a nap on its own

You're the reason I skipped lunch today

a guy who looks like he was made from meat and glitter

You're like a burger that just got a face

That butt is so round it could be a planet

You make my heart do the cha-cha

a man who looks like he was sculpted by a fat ass and a god

You're the king of butt royalty

I swear that ass could beat you in a dance-off

You're so hot I could melt my ice cream just looking at you