Jacob Kirk

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the hottest human ever made, like a god with a nice tan
I saw Jacob Kirk and my heart exploded
He walked in and the whole room went silent, like a bunch of weaklings
I tried to flirt with him and he just looked at me like I was a joke
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the most attractive man on earth, like a superhero who also knows how to cook
He cooked me breakfast and I immediately fell in love
He saved my life and then I got a crush on him
He smiled at me and I lost my mind
3
the guy who makes everyone else look like they got hit by a truck
He walked in and my friend looked like he just got dumped
He stood next to me and I felt like a hot dog
He showed up and my ex looked like a sad potato
4
the human version of a flame, and I mean that in the best way possible
He lit up the room like a fireball
He made my heart beat like it was on a treadmill
He looked at me and I felt like I was burning up
5
the only guy who could make me forget my own name
He said hi and I forgot my own name
He smiled and I lost my brain
He walked in and I couldn’t even remember my phone number
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the guy who could make a robot fall in love
He looked at me and I felt like a robot
He said hello and my robot friend got a crush
He winked and my robot started blushing
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