Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Folks who can't stand anyone who isn't named Jacob and keep saying it like it's a curse

Why do you hate me? I'm just a regular person named Jacob.

Jacob Kink is a disease. It spreads through DMs.

I'm not a fan of Jacob Kink. It's like being trapped in a room with 10 Jacobs.

2

People who think Jacob is the best name ever and act like they're the only ones who know it

Jacob is the name of kings. You're just a peasant with a regular name.

I'm not Jacob Kink. I'm the king of Jacob Kink.

You're not a Jacob. You're just a pretender.

3

A group of people who worship Jacob and get mad when you don't

You're not a Jacob Kink fan? You're like a heretic.

Jacob Kink is a religion. You're not following the right faith.

I'm not a Jacob. I'm a disciple of Jacob.

4

A bunch of people who think Jacob is a god and keep talking about it like it's a big deal

Jacob is the god of DMs. You're just a mortal.

I don't just like Jacob. I believe Jacob is divine.

Jacob Kink is the last prophet. You're just a sinner.

5

People who get super aggressive if you don't give Jacob enough respect

You didn't call me Jacob? You're dead to me.

I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed in you.

You're not a Jacob Kink. You're a disgrace.

6

A crowd of people who think Jacob is the only name that matters and everyone else is a nobody

Jacob is the name. You're just a nameless nobody.

You're not part of the Jacob Kink club. You're just a bystander.

Jacob is the name of legends. You're just a nameless figure.