jacob kim

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A huge lazy faggot who’s also a dumbass and has a face like a brick.

I’m stuck in traffic behind Jacob Kim’s stupid car again.

Jacob Kim tried to explain quantum physics like it was a meme.

He showed up to the party with a forehead the size of a door.

A fleshy queer who’s dumb, confused, and has a head like a mountain.

Jacob Kim tried to talk to me but kept staring at the ceiling.

He cried when his video game character died.

He walked into a wall and didn’t even notice.

A stupid faggot with a face like a meatball and a brain like a toaster.

Jacob Kim asked me if the sky was blue because he didn’t know.

He tried to eat a whole pizza by himself and failed.

He screamed at a traffic light like it owed him money.