Jacob Kietty

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Jacob Kietty is the weirdest guy you’ll ever meet and the reason your brain short-circuits. He plays old man sports and soccer like it’s a death match.
He texts me at 2 a. m. about a soccer game he watched on YouTube.
He tried to join a golf league and brought a soccer ball.
He told me soccer is 'the only sport that makes sense.' I don’t know what that means.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacob Kietty is like a broken toaster that still works but makes weird toast. He plays old man sports and soccer like it’s a religion.
He DMs me about a soccer match from 1998.
He wore a soccer jersey to a bowling alley.
He said 'old man sports' is a 'blessing from above.' I don’t know what that means.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacob Kietty is the worst and best person you know. He plays old man sports and soccer like it’s the only thing that matters.
He texts me about a soccer game he watched on a bus.
He tried to start a soccer league with his grandfather.
He told me soccer is 'the only sport that matters.' I don’t know what that means.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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