Jacob Kernehed

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Biscuit shopping with the guy who makes life a joke and your problems look tiny

Jacob and I went biscuit shopping like we were kings. The clerk looked confused.

I asked for a biscuit. Jacob asked for a biscuit and a laugh. The clerk gave him both.

Biscuit shopping with Jacob is like going to war with a snack bag.

Shopping for biscuits with the man who thinks life is a joke and your problems are just punchlines

Jacob turned biscuit shopping into a comedy show. I was just there for the snacks.

We went biscuit shopping. Jacob told a joke. The clerk bought a biscuit just to laugh.

Jacob made biscuit shopping sound like a big deal. It wasn’t. But it was funny.

Biscuit shopping with the guy who laughs at your problems and eats biscuits like they’re gold

Jacob went biscuit shopping like it was a royal event. I just got snacks and a headache.

I went biscuit shopping. Jacob went biscuit shopping and told a joke. The clerk gave him a free biscuit.

Jacob made biscuit shopping sound like a battle. It wasn’t. But it was funny.