Jacob Kennedy

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He's a guy who shoves his willy in goats and calls it a day

Jacob Kennedy: "Goat sex is the only thing that matters." #GoatGang

DM: "I saw you feed a goat a whole pizza. What's next?" #GoatGang

Status: "Goats are my life. My mom is just a side dish." #GoatGang

If you've got "THE" in front of your name, you're the kind of person who makes 100 likes look easy while everyone else is struggling to get 5

Status: "I got 100 likes in 2 minutes. What's your excuse?" #FamousFails

Comment: "THE Jacob Kennedy is just flexing again." #FamousFails

Post: "I uploaded the same photo 7 times. It's not cheating, it's strategy." #FamousFails

A guy who talks about God, media, and food like they're all his side jobs, but really, he just wants to make the world less stupid

Tweet: "I'm a Christian, a TV student, and I fight food poverty. Also, I'm tired." #TooManyJobs

Status: "Faith is just me being annoyed at injustice." #TooManyJobs

DM: "I'm trying to save the world, but I also need sleep." #TooManyJobs