Jacob Kendrick

Jacob Kendrick is the only person who could turn a simple math problem into a full-blown existential crisis.

He wrote a 50-page essay about why the sky is blue and got a D.

His philosophy class was just him yelling at the ceiling for 45 minutes.

He tried to explain quantum physics to a 2nd grader and failed miserably.

He got into a fight with a vending machine because it wouldn't give him a snack.

He called the president a 'moron in a hat' and no one believed him.

He wrote a book about how the moon is actually a giant cheese wheel.

He once said, 'The sky is blue because it's bored.'

He tried to teach a dog philosophy and the dog just stared at him.