Jacob kelly

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Jacob Kelly is a tiny guy with a sweet mouth but he’s not the king of the school. He dates Tegan, who is hot, and every guy who sees her wants to punch him.
Jacob: 'I just want to be left alone.' Tegan: 'You’re not leaving me.'
Jacob got beat up by three guys after they saw Tegan walking into his lunch.
Jacob texted his mom: 'I’m getting murdered by the whole school.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Jacob Kelly is short and cute, but he’s not famous. He dates Tegan, and that’s why every other boy in school wants to beat him up.
Jacob: 'Why does everyone hate me?' Tegan: 'Because I’m hot.'
Jacob walked into the school and five guys started a fight.
Jacob’s friend texted him: 'You look like a punching bag.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Jacob Kelly is a short guy who dates Tegan, and that’s a death sentence. Everyone else wants to fight him because he’s got the hottest girl.
Jacob: 'I’m just trying to live my life.' Tegan: 'You’re making it hard.'
Jacob got into a fight during lunch and no one stopped it.
Jacob texted his dad: 'I’m dying in the hallway.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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